Yesterday NIGHT

Yesterday NIGHT i had a big fight...

Was about to SLEEP but i saw.....

>-------1 hour earlier-------<

when i was taking a shower....

when i finished my bath....

i saw... i saw... i saw.......

LIPAN !!!!! (centipede??)

it was big... long... and a lot a lot a lot of LEGS !!!!!

and most importantly... it is BLACK in COLOUR !!!!!!! (must be very poisonous)

i take out my trusty old tissue carrier... those in toilet one... cover ur tissue from water one.. i scoop up the LIPAN... and it was a hell of fight...

the LIPAN tried to escape... i just finished my bath... so i pitied the LIPAN and let the LIPAN survive... the LIPAN was out of breath.. the LIPAN stopped moving....

and from that moment.. i assumed it was dead.. and i scoop the LIPAN up... and it starts moving again... like nobody's business....

so i shouted to my sister to get me a plastic bag... i put the LIPAN in the plastic bag and throw it outside my house... on the road side but unfortunately.. it fell to the longkang... =P

when everything cool down... i management to tug in my warm comfy bed... about to close my eyes....

<-------1 hour later------->
(the timing is a fake one) =P


my brother went in to take his bath and he shouted shit.. was is that !!
he didnt wear his spec.. so he cant see well and his eyes was in pain because dunno why itchy and he scratch it.. so he was not sure but he acknowledge the powerful LIPAN...

so i ran to his assistance and remember it must be same LIPAN or it was just the LIPAN's Girlfriend or Boyfriend.. =P

my brother insisted on splashing the LIPAN with water and push the LIPAN back to the toilet floor hole.. the one the water should drain away.... but i stop him... wanting to catch it and let it go... (no killing) but i got a feeling it might danger the others.. i dunno wat to do but insisted on letting it go...

well.. me and my brother was discussing and lose track of it... sweat.... my brother wants to splash it away but i stop him.. so it manage to ran away.. since no choice d, we spend quite some time to splash water on the door to see the LIPAN will drop out or not.. because we lost track of it when the LIPAN reaches the door...

my brother gave up.. he went to my elder brother's room to shower.. i then tried to stay awake... and keep looking at the toilet door and as well as the nearby
Closet...

Manatau... the LIPAN really came out.. through the another end of the Closet.. sweat.. we lost track of it and the LIPAN manage to run away to the other end of the Closet.. amazing !

luckily i asked my sister not to play computer d.. if not i might miss it again... and my sister will be in DANGER... =P (kononnya)

well.. then i remember my brother got keep the limited edition tins for the Alcohol drinks.. those have to add water one... clubbing type drinks.. well.. my brother keep the tins...

i took up the tins and catch the LIPAN and showed my brother.. hahaha.. he scolded me.. celaka everytime use my tin... (i used the tins to catch cockroach before, catch butterfly-looking with spider legs.. dunno wat is it but it looks like the Spider have sex with the Butterfly.. and that's their new baby or something..)

so at the end.. my brother ask me to throw to the forest... i saw a guard sitting there.. he asked me is it a BLACK or RED LIPAN !! i said it is a BLACK one... and throw the LIPAN to the forest.. but the FOREST le... got people cucuk tanam there one.. sweat.. hope the LIPAN pandai pandai run away lo.. hopefully the Cucuk Tanam guy didnt kena anything la.. while the LIPAN.. second chance to live run away.. as far as possible la !!

the guard was stunned.. because i said it is a BLACK LIPAN and ask me should throw on the floor and KASI DIA MATI !!!!

but i said.. it's tooooo lateeee..... i throw d... then i went in my house....

sleep..

once again.. the day is SAVED.. thanks to....

The Powerpuff Girls....

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Welcome to the 21st Club ? -->Benn Kitt<-- will say this.. =D

wow.. how time flies... damn damn fast..

well.. it is sure nice when u get to meet up with people around u singing the once in a year song for u... but of course we sang it for some times for others too right ??

but u get to listen to it with ur NAME on it.. that's a different song right ??

hehehe.. well.. i'm damn happy with all the celebration... it suppose to be a very very big party at each people's house and a BUFFET system...

but wat i did was good enough and i had fun too.. i hoped my gangs had fun too..

it was all a small small party.. well.. i think i didnt offended the Fortune Teller ??
"Feng Shui Po (girl)"

hehehe... This Feng Shui Po once at my Grandma's house rearranging the house because my last uncle was sick... she saw me and said to me that i cannot do a BIG birthday party when 21st.....

that's why i do it another way.. hahaha.. i do it all small party.. hahaha
it was a good response i think.. well.. i had fun.. that's the most important right ??

hehehe.. well... the differences and similiarities that each and everyone had have given us the opportunity to come and stay and gathered for the past 20years... and this is the opportunity to thank everyone.. that thanks to them.. we ARE what we ARE today....

This celebration had bring closer everyone and i meant everyone not just by a bit.. but a huge step for mankind and womankind.. =D as we become a better person everyday...

hahaha... the more i talk the more i crap eh ?? out of topic d... well.. this is wat i want to say......

Thank you everyone for being DIFFERENT and being SIMILAR for some reason that make me WHO i AM today !! without u guys.. im nothing but a PERSON !

Thank you...

Love you guys...

Take care !!!

Selamat Hari Raya and Selamat Deepavali

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Globalization~~ Wah Hao Ar~

Subject: GLOBALIZATION

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess with an

Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a

French tunnel, driving a

German car with a

Dutch engine, driven by a

Belgian who was drunk on

Scottish whisky: followed closely by

Italian Paparazzis on

Japanese motorcycles; treated by an

American doctor, using

Brazilian medicines.

And moreover this is sent to you by an

Indian, using

American

(Bill Gates's) technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, using

Taiwanese chips, and a

Korean monitor, assembled by

Bangladeshi workers in a

Singapore plant, transported by

Pakistan lorry-drivers, hijacked by

Indonesians, unloaded by

Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by

Mexican illegals..... Read by us, a Malaysian.

...This is ----> "" Globalization ""

isn't it nice if everyone have this CAR?

It will be super nice to have this car
You dont have to worry about parking
You dont have to worry about your car being stole
You dont have to worry about people "CaLaR"
You dont have to worry blocking people
You dont have to worry about No parking
but
You have to worry about Snatch Thief ?

hahaha..
Everytime also like that
Sure got good sure got bad
Weee..
Take Care

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