Come to think of it.. my Blog is recently -=CaCat-ed=- dont cha think so?
The reason I felt this way is because somehow Blogs are suppose to be written right?
Mine are a bit -=CaCat-ed=- or to a sense special as I put forwared stuff?
So that I can spread news to the rest that would miss my Forwarded E-mails or maybe
Even I dont have their E-mails, I can still make sure the rest who see it can Forward it? =D
Anyway, just a sudden feel to Write my Blog as it is left unWritten for Some Time d..
KesianNya my Blog.. Sayang Sayang k.. Muackz.. Muackz..
Did I said it out loud just now?? Well.. I Meant to do that and I'm actually Whispering
to my Blog ok..??
Cannot kar... Anyway, Just being Lame.. as I just recalled.. Final Exams is next week..
Entertaining right.. Not forgetting that, Normally Finals come then only got the mood to write my Blog one wor.. hahaha..
Updating Blog is a Reason to use up most of my time to Study.. -=Lazy=-
Hehe.. My Blog is cooL right.. It educates people wei.. Not many Blogs will do such
-= JASA=- things le..
Blogku.. Blogku.. I will Kurangkan Your Dosa.. No worries.. All the OutdateD stuff..
Posting Copyrighted stuffs..
Changing the Real Facts..
Sometimes do Nothing..
Just for everyone's Notice.. I have no idea what I'm saying d.. maybe because of too tired and trying to use up my time to study.. haha..
People... People Around the World...
Wish me Luck in my Final Exams k??
I want to Pull up my F***ing CGPA/GPA so that I can have a better job in the Future and it will make me look better and it will look better in my Certificate and it will look better in my Resume and it will look like I'm a hardworking person and it will definitely get me a job.. =D
I wish you ALL the Best in everything you Do..
Good Luck..
Take care..
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
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Monday, July 27, 2009
New Things to Learn =Chocolate Math=
YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
Don't tell me your age; you'd probably lie anyway-but the Hershey Man will know!
YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
This is pretty neat.
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read .
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759 ..
If you haven't still, add 1758.
6.. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number
(I.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).
The next two numbers are
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
Chocolate
Calculator.
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Time to learN more.. =D
IT IS NEVER TOO LATE TO LEARN !!!!
Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'
Puff! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.
Lesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..
Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep
your mouth shut!
THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE
And send this to bright people who have enough sense of humor to take it!
Monday, July 6, 2009
I Received an Email and it says that....
At 12hr 34 minutes and 56 seconds on the 7th of August this year, the time
and date will be
12:34:56 07/08/09
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
This will never happen in your life again??!!!!
Amaze your friends..... be the first 2 tell them.
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Transformer Laptop -wooT-
Transformer Laptop -wooT-
dont ask me what they are saying or what program they use please and thank you =D
Do let me know the loading of all the Videos i posted up as is it slow ? fast ? ok ?
Anyway, do Enjoy.. =D
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Regina i TAG half only.. Lazy d.. =P
Go out drink tea.. =D
2. Do you ever turn your handphone off?
Yup, when my friend's hp no battery and change sim card and he continue sms his gf =.="
3. What happened at 10am today?
Half awake, Half asleep
4. When did you last cry?
Last year
5. Believe in Fate/Destiny?
Sometimes? =D
6. What do you want in life now?
Healthy and Wealthy to Everyone
7. Do you carry up an umbrella when it rains or just put up your hood?
Hood~ WooT~
8. What's your favourite thing to do on bed?
Do something with the opposite sex.. =D hahaha.. Relax la of course
9. What bottoms are you wearing now?
The CooL bottoms
10. What are the nicest things in your inbox?
Forwarded messages that makes me laugh
11. Do you tend to make relationships complicated?
Depends =D
12. Are you wearing anything borrowed from anyone?
Nope.. Not now.. =D
13. What was the last movie you caught?
WOLFHOUND and please DON'T watch
14. What are you proud of?
My name =Ng Tuck Long=
15. What does the oldest text message in your inbox say and who is it from?
Forget d.. =D lazy check.. it's 3:14 a.m.
16. What was the last song you sang out loud?
Wor Ai de LEN !!
17. Do you have any nicknames?
Yuck, Fuck, Duck, Long, Ah Long, ALONG, John, and more to come
18. What does te newest text message say and who is it from?
I'll be late for the online meeting.. around 10:45a.m. k? Rachel Khoo. hahaha =D
19. What time did you go to sleep last night?
hmmm.. 4a.m. haha.
20. Are you currently happy?
Yup.. got GF more happy.. hahaha
21. Who gives you the best advice?
Everyone ?
22. Do you eat whipped cream straight from the can?
Er... i can try..
23. Who did you talked to on the phone last night?
Boon Kiat
24. Is something bugging you right now?
This Tag.. hahaha.. joking la Regina.. =D
25. Who is the last person that made you laugh?
Wai Chung
26. Do you like yourself?
Sure
27. You want $5 or $10?
Both ?
28. Do you think you are stupid sometimes?
Not sometimes, Everytime!
29. Who is your best best best friend?
Everyone
30. What will you do if you like that boy?
That boy ar? i like Girl more.. sorry.. ^^
31. Who are your favourite stars?
ME, MYSELF and I.. i like him~~ =D
32. Do you hate your mother in sometimes in some ways?
Sometimes.. but i'll always LOVE her!!
33. Do you had even stead before?
What is this?? true.. what is this!!
34. What type of boy do you like?
I LIKE GIRLssss !! =D
35. Now are you, single or attached?
Single and Available.. anyone?? anyone?? =P